The ‘Twaka’ – Twerking!

 The ‘Twaka’ – Twerking!

She is dancing and gyrating her body like she is going to audition for a strip club. Never mind coz she has never been to one and she is only past 21 years if not barely 18 years.  She moves once check! Twice checkmate! And the third time you drool. She has come to let lose her steam in Vegas. She only hears never experienced still waters run dip. She has come to ‘hear’ Vegas.  Don’t waste your self on presenting a counselor’s look of the Panda Mbegu/Mbego Revival Ministries (PAMREM) fame. In her generation better be adivised ‘hasikii la mwadhini wala la mteka maji Msikitini’. ‘Wewe una Dollar yeye ana Visenti’, She is in trance of her own.

She has never had experience but she is trying to fit. She has hit a crisis button while you are holding a pause button. Desperate time for desperate measures I meant 'solutions'. I am not trying to be-little Su for Susan neither Kate for Khat nor Vilo for Vivian but Kinjo generation has nothing else going for em’ but to act sexy and legit. You know what follows right? Abuse, Unmarried Pregnancy, then a trip to the nearest welfare office, if not unmarked grave then strip search before pant down. Locked up! Then Whistles will start deafening you to echos… Epuka wewe Epuka wewe….there is a song by Les Wanyika which goes with those lines, it will come handy as you ask the cop to loosen the grip.’ Majuto ni Mjukuu;.

Judge me not Twerking aint bad but do not start competing with naturally born seasoned East African professionals Musicians Saida Karoli, Sha-Sugua Gaga fame or Shilole featuring AT-Dume Dada. These are disciplined and talented packed Celebs. The teen girl is not the problem. Mpita njia is (see Alicios FT Juliana official video) or close home Jaguar-Kigeugeu before she sings for you Lady JayDee-Yahaya.  [‘Kwa fix anazo fanya unaingia Kingi Unafuata’] Vegas is over.  

Our biggest problem with our societies’ is lack of scruples.  She will definitely and innocently let you inflate the tube but you can’t change the wheel, even after 9 months. She will be lucky if she will not visit Mr ‘Smith Brown  Miti Shamba Clinic’ and a gynecologist for uncontrolled burning sensations or either leave you with itchy turbulences for decades. Her Boyfriend in Kansas City or New York city returning from a double if not triple is in high seas, navigating unlicensed ship in uncharted waters-Nahajui.  Because you Know what-I know you know this but not how deep it runs. Reality check and crisis weigh in…yes you are right….. what happens in Vegas remains in Vegas but stays with you for eternity. Haunting you in every turn you make. That one night stand. You wish the eternal lights were switched off coz you would not have done it. Too late come baby come!!! Vigelele sham sham toto,  Coz You are My Sweaty number one.

Need I go further the remaining 7 types are on their way because 'Airitu ikumi Utuko metereire Muhikania mari na matawa makanaga atano matawa mao ni Mathirire maguta Makira aria angi mamagaire'. Coming soon