Legalize Corruption

Legalize Corruption

We are under siege ‘good’ people. Politicians are in the house as an uninvited guest. They are nothing more than our inconvenient companions. They operate in selective revolution of amnesia. The marrons’ are raping our plagued economic dragon from all cavities pretending to be Amicus curie for only five years. They found their way in thorough the cracks in our hearts and our scattered mind.  I think and propose that we should make corruption a legal venture. I am the mover of this motion and will pay the bill to pass it law. If you don’t participate in thieving that should be punishable under our penal code and as such a felony. School curriculum must include corruption courses 101.  It has become fashionable to steal. Young people want be millionaires before sunrise. Corruption is our culture, runs deep in our blood, our secrete DNA.  That’s what majority of us propagate, and our religious outfits offer unsolicited prayers for the highest bidder. It just depends on how your pockets run dip. Why have we allowed politicians on the pulpit? We have defiled the alter of God with their bloody loot. We clap awesomely as they take the stage, clap when they steal and worship them in courts of malicious justice for higher.

You ask who am I to judge, well the questions is who will judge the judge of the judged? We need a firing squad to permanently server the fingers in the cookie jar. They don’t drive on our roads; Misplaced priorities buying helicopters instead of fixing the roads. They don’t even walk its waste of time to the next nearest scandal. They fly! And we marvel as they spectacularly land from skies to address us. They Loot we provide the audience.

My question is if we steal from public 24/7 when do we have time to 'enjoy' our loot? No wonder we impotently choke with the loot and doctor’s diagnosis is fake because he is surgically wired to count bodies in the morgue while shouting NEXT....He dis-sappers to the thick of the night and reappears high barking orders. Behold the mysterious cabinet of confusion! They say the sweetest thing while giggling.  It’s against the rule to reveal the rules to non-magicians. How fashionable it is to step aside after thieving. The lawyers are waiting in the edges of the forest to be hired as nanny diapers.  Who would have thought? The loot has reached the crescendo of diarrhea and both the opposition and ruling Spenserian have run a mock naked. The opposition is happy when the government is flooded with graft because they know they have a convincing mantra to join the loot in the next government. It’s inconceivable to think of a person who laughs in a burning house simply because he did not start the fire. When two people argue psychology informs us they more often than not hobour irresistible strong feelings for one another affectionate delight. Sounds familiar? I should not have the liberty of explaining the process of romance without groaning. If the evidence is not forthcoming that doesn't mean there is no graft. It means politicians and their shenanigans have crafted ways to cover their heinous activities. I hear the Chinese write very interesting stories, but with all my training that allows me to read Gikuyu, Swahili, English, French and Russian, if I got hold of a Chinese novel I won’t do better than simply admire all those boxes, crooked lines and butterflies in their writing. But it will be stark intellectual bankruptcy and an affront to basic scientific logic to conclude that Chinese novels are all about boxes, crooked lines and butterflies, simply because that is how far I can see!!  Remember “shamba la wanyama’ nowdays ‘ni plot za wanyama mashamba zimeisha’.

We have allowed divisive politics and 24/7 we have become addicted to their malignant theatrics. I stopped watching Kenyan news long time ago. Not issue based. All politics of oligarchy personalities. The media fuel such behavior to an extent of permanently airing nonsensical stale reports, like when some politicians sneezes. Who cares?

My tribe is truth and I pay no homage to your otherwise legalized corruption escapades full of secret tunnels and turmoil’s. We should build them monuments of shame and plunder.  We must count every grain if we must before we pay for a package that we ordered not. We have a duty to be careful as people. We have a civil duty to act, for our hard questions are unanswered. Corruption It’s a social-economic political generational conveyor belt, cannot be eradicated, because it’s a vice of values we choose but can be reduced by the values we choose.   I will go mad if I was lying that I will build you a castle on the hill while we are in hopeless desert with oasis of corruption……think of something else….I smell dry desert full skeleton bones. …….I wonder how many rocks are in this mountain for we are not alone down here. The good fortune is all mine. That is corruption too. Incorruptible message, even though I forgot my fishing rod.  samngige.blogspot.com

~By Njoroge wa Ngige~ 11/08/15-1156